I don't know why I find that phrase hilarious.
Anyway, over at the MShepley & FShenko household...
Running into his Alternate Gay-Self didn't bother Renegade!Shepard.
Running into himself as a female DID. Because she has the ability to knock up men, and produce a beautiful & exotic daughter that has caught his son's eye.
Shepard tried to warn David, but the Commander received a box void of fucks to give.