Housewives of Sunset Valley:
ANOUNCER: "Jill has suspicions of Wesker's OoC tendencies. Will she hook up with Chris and get to the bottom of this mystery? Is this the REAL Wesker? Or is this some fanboy fantasy clone on the loose? ...."
Jill: "I mean, I know I should put more effort in figuring out wtf is up with Al, but he wants to make babies with me! ME? No science lab no crazy robotic-rape devices!! I'm like: HELL YEAH! Let's get with the hump-dance!"
Chris: "Jill! DAMN! That's fucked up."
Chris: "We need to continue our investigation---- Hey wait! Why ARE THEY ALLOWING the husbands to talk?"
Jill: "Because you're the NEWEST housewife, beotch."
Chris: "N-No I'm not! I didn't mean to get pregnant! The player's out of control with her mods! I'm a victim!"
Jill: "..... So, you got victimized by some tiny, exotic-looking, African beauty.... Damn, WHY can't shit like that happen to ME...."
Jill: "Uhhh.... uhm. I'm be over at the bar--- raiding it for some Patron.