They met at a club. (Well, Ms. Crumplebottom was lost. She was looking for the 24-hour library. She stumbled into Sunset Valley's FIRST & ONLY Vampire Lounge)
He said "Hello, you seem lost & unable to use the GPS on your iPhone properly---OW!")
She beat him with her hobo bag...
He loved every minute of it.
She dropped her iPhone.
He found it.
She went home.
She woke up.
He returned her iPhone.
She beat him with a pillow.
He impregnated her.
And the lived happily ever after.