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That's our Alistair by SuperMeja That's our Alistair by SuperMeja
UPDATE: "For the Love of BUDDAH!! Here are the links to the modded armor."

Alistair & Sten's armor:
[link]

Danika's armor:
[link]



I swear to gawd, it's like the creator's inspiration for Goldanna was from the Maury show.

It puzzled me WHY is she flipping out at Alistair? She's well aware he's a bastard and ten times out of ten is NEVER touching that throne-- if not for shit hitting the fan starting with Ostagar--- he was going to be some armored monk... and STILL not be able to do shit for her pez-dispenser ass.

Besides, WHO ARE THE FATHERS?
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Mimi-Sardinia Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014
And the hilarious irony is that with the retcons of the novels, Goldanna may not even be Alistair's sister.
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SuperMeja Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
LOL, that's crazy. Too bad they didn't have DNA tests in the Dragon Age universe.
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Mimi-Sardinia Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014
The nearest equivalent I can imagine was probably banned as blood magic.
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SuperMeja Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Oh yeah..... :D
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AveryCF Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
XD
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SuperMeja Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
I'd pay money for this to be made into official DLC.
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AveryCF Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I know right? I wish...
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SuperMeja Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
:D
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Ioialoha Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
I laughed so much it hurt! lol Poor, misunderstood Goldanna.. *sniggers*
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SuperMeja Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Omg, lol. On a forgiving day, I can understand Goldanna finding the wrong guy -numerous times- and having children. I got family and friends that go through things. Sometimes, you just attract total assholes that don't reveal themselves until AFTER you've moved in with them, married, or pregnant.

The thing I hate about Goldanna is that she blames Alistair for her mother's death, her having 5 kids, & living in squalor.

I'm always like:

"BITCH, he slept in the horse stable! It's like a horse-liter box. He SLEPT IN A GIANT LITER BOX!"

"Woman- Alistair's YOUR HALF-BROTHER & A VIRGIN- HE DID NOT KNOCK YOU UP 5 TIMES!"

"Real, smart bitch. Belittle a guy-who could be the next king by DNA blood magic results (j/k)."

or
"Gurl~, ain't nobody tell you to have all those kids-- murdering your profit."
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