Late for the party as always. The life of a rogue family is not an easy one. Thanks to the X-Mas event, I managed to spoil the Zansters like they were a rodent-sized pet.
As ALWAYS, the moment I go broke some dipshit puts Kurt up for grabs and I miss out on having him.
This time, he was just... in the market for dirt cheap. 100mil. I had 70mil... I can't even afford ONE bloody Expert glove.
I wanted to cry. However, I can't spend play money on stupid shit this month... since I'm going on strike in March. I have to go and pay The Devil May Cry HD collection and ME3 Collector's edition RIGHT NAO!!!!!111111122221111! And then.... sit it out for 4 weeks.
My boyfriend doesn't buy/download anything anyway, unless I whine at him, so he's ready for the revolution! Neflix is already paid in full, so... I guess he'll hijack that.
ANYWAY.... the lady with the card-themed crotch is Hellena. After some convoluted & badly grammar'd dialogue with the Zeians (the half-naked people in the background), Emilia the UberBitch, some leader dude named Simon, some killer clowns, a floating asshole, and this lovely thing-- you acquire her....
You have to, otherwise she will commit suicide or be sleeping with the fishes. She was an assassin for the endgame villains . She also has info that connects with Emilia-the-Uber-Bitch's dad (who went missing looking for the great ancient ass-kicking power of AWESOMENESS).
Hellena, basically tells you that UberBitch's dad may be still alive along with the founder of the continent--- but he's being held prisoner....
I'm still going by the theory that Uber-Bitch's dad was fed up with his bossy/pycho-mantis daughter even as a child and just "stepped out for a pack of smokes".
I named her Ulala.
As of right now... my boss has walked in on me editing this picture only to see a picture of a Hellena's crotch on my PC.... and the jokes begin.
I am now 'The-Denver-Crotch-Girl'.
The Denver part came from me making a simple mistake of tagging the city of Denver as a state on a website... It was WEEKS ago. The office won't let me live it down. EVER. Even my boss' boss is cracking jokes on me.