"OMG, Al. Me and Chris are gonna be preggers at the same time! Isn't that great? Wouldn't it be cool if our kids grew up and married each other!**lol** Anywhoo, Chris and I were wondering if you and Shev-Meister could set up a double baby shower: Jack n Jill (lol), of course.Ooh-Ooh, Let's call it a Chris n Jill shower!!! Get it? GET IT? **LMAO** Don't forget to set up the registry at SiMACY's.
THIS would be one of those times you walk into Home Depot or Lowe's and come out with drywall and spackle and paint and all this shit cause there's only like two walls and part of a third holding your roof up.