Claire the Vampire

I moved everyone into the world, and decided to check on the newly aged babies:

***RECORD SCRATCH SOUND***

Claire is a fucking vampire!?

Wait a minute!!! Claire?!

Isn't Leon the Fucking Hellsing--- aka stabbing Vampire Sims in the heart and shit (YES, he does. The pop-ups say so.)

WTF are you doing? You have twin boys to look after. What are they going to think when their Dad SLAYS their mother!?

So, I'm going to make up a story. Instead of a Quick!Draw, I'm going to do a Quick!Write.


Okay, here goes:
Hellsing!Leon was out and about "killing" vampires. When a few bloodsuckers decided they had "Enough of his BULLSHIT!" and struck home.

They attacked the CLEON residence.... And FAILED.... sorta.

By the time Leon arrived, to save the day--or night-- the blood suckers were dead..... and so was Claire. Their twin sons survived the attack, because she tricked them into going into the attic:

******Flashback*******

Claire: "Vampires! Quick to the attic!"

Edward: "The fuck kind of strategy is THAT?"

David: "Maybe Dad's guns are up there!"

Edward: "NICE!! I got the Magnum!"

David: "I call Shotgun!!"

Claire: ***smdh*** "Uhm.... right! Let's go to the.... uhhhh, hidden Weapons' Stash!"

Edward & David: "FUCK YEAH!" **rushes up into the attic**

Claire: ***SLAMS & LOCKS the attic drop-down door***

Edward & David: "HEY!"

Claire: "AHA! The Weapons' Stash are in the BASEMENT!" **runs off to fight vampires ***

Edward: "Oh, WTF? MOM!!!! I don't want to be stuck up here with all these.... Oooh! Hidden Christmas Presents!"

David: "Hell Yeah!"

Claire: "DOH!!"
***Flashback over****


ANYway.... Who wants to tell Chris Redfield that his sister's dead, lying in a pool of her own blood?

Not Leon. He wants to remain Biohazard's Official Pretty-Boy Hero. He needs his face, bone structure, and organs.

So, he allows Claire to turn.

Maybe...... no one will notice.

Housewives of Sunset Valley:

Claire: "Well, my skin looks GREAT. I love this 'glow'. It's like I'm pregnant, but there are no crotch-fruits in my body, or crankiness, and puking."

Leon: "Yeah, that was SO charming."

Claire: **rollseyes** Not NEARLY as 'charming' as you...."

Leon: "Damn, right--"

Claire: ".... Cross-dressing as 'Nurse Meat Pipe'."

Leon: "Guh--Uh!! FUCK! SHUT-UP! That was YOUR FUCKING IDEA----uH... I--I..... i.... UHMM... Shut-up!"
**gets up from the set & leaves**

Claire: **Grinch-Grin**